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April Fools: Oracle Newspaper to be shut down

After months of low readership and poorly written articles, the administration has decided to cancel The North Springs Oracle. “I think that the admin[istration] is making a huge mistake,” insists Oracle editor Seth Hochman. “I have been on The Oracle staff for the past four years, and I really think that having a school newspaper has helped inform students and teachers about what’s going on … Continue reading April Fools: Oracle Newspaper to be shut down

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April Fools: The Wiz cancelled due to good weather

THIS JUST IN: The North Springs theater department announced on today, April 1st, that they have decided to cancel their spring production of The Wiz due to the weather being too good. “We just really want kids to go outside and enjoy the sunshine,” says theater department chair Jole Queen. “We always cancel school events for bad weather, so we thought, ‘Why not cancel The … Continue reading April Fools: The Wiz cancelled due to good weather

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North Springs News

April Fools: A la carte Chick-Fil-A to return to North Springs

As many public high school students know, Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign resulted in the al la carte service being removed from all schools in an effort to support healthy choices and provide healthier foods in the school system. Now that Obama’s time in office is coming to an end, so is this campaign. Al la carte will be coming back, with more and even … Continue reading April Fools: A la carte Chick-Fil-A to return to North Springs

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North Springs News

April Fools: Marvel films to shoot at North Springs

The hype of Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice may not have emulated the end result, but a DC Cinematic Universe is being made no matter what. This will not only be cool to see these characters come to life on the big screen, but it will also be cool because The Justice League Part 1 (2017) will be filmed at North Springs.  You heard … Continue reading April Fools: Marvel films to shoot at North Springs

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Technology

April Fools: North Springs to receive “Edu-Bands”

North Springs Charter High School will be receiving new Edu-Bands in the 2016-2017 school year. Several business leaders of Silicon Valley who remain anonymous have granted a very generous gift to their alma mater, North Springs, for the 2016-2017 school year. Edu-Bands are packed with technology to help keep North Springs more academically oriented. Students will be required to wear their bands at all times … Continue reading April Fools: North Springs to receive “Edu-Bands”

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North Springs News

April Fools: Ruiz to return to North Springs

Dr. Eddie Ruiz, the former principal of North Springs Charter High School from 2013-2015, has decided to return to North Springs for the 2016-2017 school year. “I’m just not happy in Florida. It is too warm, and they just don’t have programs that are so important to me like AVID, PBIS, and a perennially losing football team,” remarked Ruiz. Ruiz plans to take over the … Continue reading April Fools: Ruiz to return to North Springs

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APRIL FOOLS: Are You Actually Living In China

Recently, the US government, in conjunction with the Georgia government and the local governments of Atlanta and Sandy Springs, have made a land deal with China. Parts of Sandy Springs, extending from I-285 all the way to the Chattahoochee River. Local leader Kim John replied to the Oracle’s pressing emails with the following: “This is what is best for our community. Our community, Sandy Springs, … Continue reading APRIL FOOLS: Are You Actually Living In China

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